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    1. The novelist
    Wrote and published a book about me for sale at your local Barnes & Noble, Amazon, etc. Also required reading at more than a few universities. The catch? This collection of prose poetry, complete with sketches and drawings of old photos, details a rocky two-year relationship…that never happened. That’s right, I was never even aware that she thought we were in a relationship of any sort until the book was published. Joy.
    —Michael DeMattia, Facebook
    2. The nonbeliever
    My ex told me he wanted me to get a “test” to prove our daughter was mine despite the fact that he literally watched her come out of my vagina.
    —Lex Gore, Facebook
    3. The music enthusiast
    After knowing me for a week he created a playlist on his iPod of songs that reminded him of me — there were 600 songs on the playlist.
    —Teresa Washington, Facebook
    4. The artful thief
    One of my exes stole my coffee cups and plastic cups. Not all of them, just one from each set so all of my cup sets would never be complete again and I’d have an odd number of cups in my cupboard.
    —Shawna Sikora, Facebook
    5. The medical emergency
    A few weeks following the breakup I received an email from him saying he had been looking through his emails and saw we had appeared to have been friends, but because he just had brain surgery and lost ALL of his memory he didn’t exactly know who I was. He continued to ask if we could meet up and I could tell him if we were friends or more than that. Knowing he was lying — if you lose all of your memory, I’m almost positive you wouldn’t remember your email password or even how to use the keyboard — I inquired as to what kind of surgery he had and he proceeded to tell me a very specific kind of brain surgery that has only been performed on children in Africa who have hydrocephalus (swelling of the brain) due to African sleeping sickness infection. Needless to say, I think I made the smart choice by ending it.
    6.The committed liar
    He faked cancer after I broke up with him. Faked the results, got fake medicine, and even got admitted into the hospital and sent me selfies there. After I didn’t react how he wanted to, he was “magically cured.” #psycho
    7. Mr. Call Me Maybe
    All mine did was steal my lotion through my bedroom window (I’d left it open and wasn’t in the room at the time) and called me the next morning to ask me if I was missing something. The reason? He just wanted something of mine.
    —Desiree Michelle Hartney, Facebook

    8. The momma’s boy
    He left me his mom told him to do so.
    —Hailey Renee, Facebook
    9. The internet identity
    My ex once created a chat profile with MY pictures and was pretending to be me “for fun.” I found out because I walked in on him watching some other guy dance around “for me.” Later I found out he would log into his profile to chat, make me sound like crazy stalker who wasn’t even his girlfriend, log out of his profile, log into “mine,” and make “me” look for him. Leaving me eight months pregnant was the best thing he’s ever done.
    —Cassandra Spindler, Facebook

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