Dating Diaries: She ordered everything on the menu! – Patrick’s story


Patrick is a 27 year old quality control analyst who lives on Lagos Mainland. He likes playing the drums, watching basketball and going for drinks.. He enjoys being spontaneous and going to Art galleries and some junk food, though he prefers a simple night in to save money, because he’s a self proclaimed “practical guy”. He describes his dating habits as “selective” and “particular” and rarely brings anyone home to meet the family.

I was never good at meeting people in public.
I met Sola on a dating site and we started chatting for a couple of days. The dialogue was a bit dry, but I didn’t mind – she was one of the prettiest girls I had ever talked to. She was cute, cat eyes, and knew how to dress well. I asked her out and she chose a restaurant for us to meet up at, a couple of days later.When I got that call, I was holding my phone feeling like I had won the lottery. For the seventy two hours that followed I was on cloud nine, until we finally met for the date.

This is why I’m writing a dating diary.
We sat down and ordered the typical waters that people get when they are too shy to order a beer. We occasionally lost eye contact and made small talk about how well I found the place. When it was time to order, she took the reigns and ordered almost one of everything on the menu. For a second I wondered if she was a dude. I had never experienced this kind of forwardness. First, I had thought that she was just really hungry. Maybe she had waited for the last few days in anticipation of this date and we would become lovey-dovey emotional eaters together. Second, I was thinking, why isn’t she letting me choose my own food? Third, wow this chick eats a lot, and fourth, this is way out of my budget! What is she doing!?

I was planning on picking up the bill (I am admittedly very cheap) and I was sweating bullets waiting for the total to come. Writing this I see that I totally sound like a cheap-skate, but whatever. It’s the 21st century and unless you you were born into wealth or have a really good job, everything can be a struggle. Thankfully, when the bill came, I saw that it was only one inclusive price per person!

I’m not very adventurous with my food and at the time, I had never been to a sushi restaurant. Who knew it was all you can eat? Besides me being on edge awaiting the cheque, the conversation didn’t flow as well as the mounds of food coming to our table. In fact, all the eating was cathartic when I look back at the panic that I was in. But the strange thing is that despite being gorgeous, there wasn’t much else. She was very ditzy and just talked about her appearance, not to mention the word ‘like’, which never left her vocabulary. I thought she was an air-head. I guess she could say the same about me, if she only knew my lack of all-you-can-eat-Japanese-food experiences.

Verdict: Not hungry for a second date. Lesson learned: never go for dinner on a first date. You can’t escape the bad conversation until the cheque arrives, and when it does, you’re stuck paying for it.

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